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The Deuce Box
The Deuce Box
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$34.99 USD
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The Deuce Box.
Forged not for five seconds of laughter…
but for utility, for endurance, for legend.
Inside, you will find every item needed for the person in your life who loves using the bathroom for long periods of time:
- Emotional Support Towel - for sweat, tears, a fan or just to be there to help you get through the chaos.
- Flushable Wipes - evolution, wetter is better.
- Tape Measure - did you really "Take the biggest dump EVER?"
- Leave-Behind Calling Cards - be proud of your personal brand, let them know it was you!
- Dump Log Tracker Sheet - Track your length, size, and what you ate that day.
- The Poop’n Pen - standard issue for every man molded by the moment.
- Door Signs - For when words fail and privacy is a priority
- Push Support Specialist - it's not a doctor. It's not magic. It's a smiling turd that believes in you.
Our products - They’re funny, they’re useful… basically everything the other stuff wishes it was.
The Deuce Box.
Not the gift they expected…
but the one they were destined to receive.
